Okay, is it me or does everyone end up with TWO sets of things? One is used for everyday, and one is used for “good”. Whether it be special occasions, holidays, or when company comes over, why is it that OTHER people get to use our good towels and we end up using the holy ones that don’t actually soak water up, they just kind of move it around until it dissipates!
Excuse me….. but what is with that exactly?!?
Aren’t we kind of giving ourselves the message that WE aren’t good enough but other people are? We get so many messages from society that we aren’t “enough”, that I really don’t think we need to send the same message to ourselves!!
I have “good” towels, good cutlery, good candles, good purses….. I have good china, good “make-up”, good clothes….. hell, I even have good crystal that has survived longer than my first marriage without ever being used! I have broken two of my goblets, but they broken during a move! I can’t even say that I had a hair-raising-music-pounding ring-in-the-new-year party and were smashed at the stroke of midnight!!
Excuse my language people…. but really….WTF?
“That’s not everyday perfume, that’s only for special occasions!”
“Oh I can’t use that bubble bath… that’s for good!”
oh and my favorite…..
“Oh no, I couldn’t possibly wear those underwear….. because those are my GOOD underwear!”
Honestly, I cannot be the only one who has this problem! It is SO ridiculous!! I understand why I reserve certain things, but honestly, do we really need good underwear? Does that mean that we must have bad underwear too? So why can’t ALL undies be GOOD undies?! Why don’t we spend the extra $1.85 on EACH pair of panties to ensure that they are pretty and make our tushies feel good? If they come in a plastic bag in set of 3, and the elastic waist band is VERY similar to the top of your grandmothers pants….. guess what….. THEY ARE NOT GOOD UNDIES!!!
Please HELP me start a revolution!
EVERYBODY START USING YOUR GOOD STUFF!
Really, what is the worst thing that will happen if you actually USE your good towels? Do you think your house guests won’t come back if they are forced to use really-nice-but-used-hand towels?
There is NOBODY more deserving of a little pampering than YOU!!
STOP DEPRIVING YOURSELF FROM DRYING OFF WITH YOUR GOOD TOWELS!!
MAYBE YOU’D SLEEP BETTER ON SHEETS THAT HAD A THREAD COUNT OVER 20!!!
YOU KNOW THOSE GOOD SHOES THAT YOU SAVE FOR YOUR ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PARTY?
THEY ARE CRYING OUT TO BE WORN BEFORE THEY GO OUT OF STYLE!!!
As of today, I am going to start using all my “Good” swag on myself…. because I deserve it darn it!!
As we speak, I am sitting in my “nice” jammies, smelling so goooooooooood in my “special occasion” perfume, and if I feel REALLY crazy I might just be eating pizza off the china that can’t go in the dishwasher! Won’t my honey be surprised when I wear my pearls to bed tonight!!
SOMEBODY STOP ME!! I am one crazy girl!!!!
Put your good panties on under your sweat pants… I dare YOU!!!